What up, party people? So my name is Serge, as you may have guessed by that thing in bold that says Name. However, if you did guess, then good for you. You're a winner, and I can tell! I've gone by other names before, like Teto, Teco, Checho and Checo. See the pattern? My family couldn't be bothered to get a little more creative with nicknames. Oh wait, and don't forget Sergio el Bailador, people ate that shit up when I was a kid.
I don't know what you're doing here, but if you want to add me to your friends list then, like, omg and stuff, I would be your best friend for life and love you foreverty-ever! I mean, that's cool. You go ahead and do that, brother. Chances are good that I'll totally add you back.
I'm a total insomniac, and I'm super duper creepy so on nights when I can't sleep I like to do random searches for people and maybe say hello if we have stuff in common. If that's how you and I met, then what can I say? Creepy. I apologize in advance.